Showing posts with label early. Show all posts
Showing posts with label early. Show all posts
Friday, April 22, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Portal 2, seven or two hours until release
Currently, Portal 2's release is set at about 7 hours from now; however, each time we complete one of the games from the Potato Sack, the time adjusts and we get closer by about an hour. So, if we complete the four games that are left, then we will unlock Portal 2 in about 2 hours. It's up to everyone to help out.
I really want to play this game, but I don't know how much this ARG thing is actually working...
"We're out of beta. We're releasing on time." the words of GlaDos. She was right... just on time. On the release date! Not early at all :(
http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/
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http://www.gamespot.com/news/6308982.html?tag=latestheadlines%3Btitle%3B1
Portal 2, early release is staged and all lies
Portal 2 is being released 'early' according to the viral marketing campaign, but are they really? GlaDos has finally started using the potatoes which are supposed to overclock the 'CPUS' which are being unlocked around the clock. However, some are wondering if it's all staged.
According to the people who are working around the clock to get the early release of Portal 2, the game can release NO EARLIER THAN TUESDAY AT MIDNIGHT in some places. What was Valve thinking? you might have asked; well, Valve may have been trying to be like GlaDos.
- GlaDos promised Chell there would be a cake at the end of Portal, but there was no cake - the cake is a lie.
- Valve promised fans there would be an early release at the end of the ARG, but there is no early release - the early release is a lie.
It is all a lie, according to those who believe the theory; I smell lawsuits and investigations coming!
Here is GlaDos' Log so far:
08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in 19:23:01
08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...
09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...
09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...
19:55 - Calculations complete for The Wonderful End of the World. Recalculating a new launch projection...
11:55 - Calculations complete for 1... 2... 3... Kick It!. Recalculating a new launch projection...
21:00 - Calculations complete for AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. Recalculating a new launch projection...
04:00 - Calculations complete for RUSH. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:15 - Calculations complete for Cogs. Recalculating a new launch projection...
15:35 - Calculations complete for Toki Tori. Recalculating a new launch projection...
20:20 - Calculations complete for BIT.TRIP BEAT. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...
08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...
09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...
09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...
19:55 - Calculations complete for The Wonderful End of the World. Recalculating a new launch projection...
11:55 - Calculations complete for 1... 2... 3... Kick It!. Recalculating a new launch projection...
21:00 - Calculations complete for AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. Recalculating a new launch projection...
04:00 - Calculations complete for RUSH. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:15 - Calculations complete for Cogs. Recalculating a new launch projection...
15:35 - Calculations complete for Toki Tori. Recalculating a new launch projection...
20:20 - Calculations complete for BIT.TRIP BEAT. Recalculating a new launch projection...
10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...
11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...
11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...
11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...
So, it looks to me that this is all fixed. They SOMEHOW unlocked at EXACTLY 11:00, which seems a little suspicious. It seems that Valve has fixed the whole thing to unlock only at a specific time! What was Valve thinking? Only time may tell.
Will we get an early release? Not according to GlaDos, so far!
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Portal 2, early release just scam for our money
Portal 2 is being released early, no question about that; however, some are beginning to give up hope of it really released early. I mean that the game may only release about an hour before the normal release date, so what's the difference?
In all honesty, they might as well have not done this whole early release campaign, or at least started it a little earlier. Right now, we're about 79% of the way to the early release, but it isn't really very much of an early release. Seriously, who cares about waiting an extra hour?
This entire early release campaign is a scam; I could have pre-ordered it from GameStop and gone to pick it up at midnight, and some stores are already selling the PS3 version of Portal 2 - and Amazon.com is selling it for only $34.99, cheaper than Steam or anywhere else!
I think that this whole campaign was just a waste of time, money and effort for a lot of people.
They promise an early release, when in all reality all they wanted was our money spent on the Potato Sack - the collection of 13 games on sale, now.
The game better be really fun, now; otherwise, people are going to be really angry they spent any time or money on this terrible marketing campaign!
Nonetheless, I still want to play Portal 2 early; so, I'm going to play along with this stupid marketing campaign to the end; it's a cool marketing campaign, but executed terribly. I think they expected more people to be involved in helping out...
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Portal 2, April 17th the day the game releases early
Portal 2's early release is coming quickly and we will all be able to play it within the next few hours! Just keep on playing those Potato Sack games, so that way we can play it even earlier. Right now, the game is at 23 hours left until launch, which is still tomorrow if you're here. However, we can make that go much quicker is we work together on the Potato Sack.
FOCUS ORDER:
- Audiosurf
- Super Meat Boy
- Defense Grid The Awakening
- Killing Floor
- Amnesia: The Dark Descent
- The Ball
To help with the early release:
- Buy the Potato Sack
- Play the Portal 2-based challenges in each of the 13 games included
- Unlock the potatoes by doing so
- Encourage others to buy the Potato Sack and unlock the potatoes
- Play Portal 2 Early!
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http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Portal 2, early release update
Portal 2 is going to be released early, as I've detailed before. We're done with about 6/12 of the games needed to be finished to unlock Portal 2! We need to beat all of the rest to finally unlock Portal 2 early. Here are the games that are left, and the order to focus on them in...
FOCUS ORDER:
- Bit Trip Beat
- Audiosurf
- Super Meat Boy
- Defense Grid The Awakening
- Killing Floor
- Amnesia: The Dark Descent
- The Ball
To help with the early release:
- Buy the Potato Sack
- Play the Portal 2-based challenges in each of the 13 games included
- Unlock the potatoes by doing so
- Encourage others to buy the Potato Sack and unlock the potatoes
- Play Portal 2 Early!
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The Sims Medieval, tv commercial
The Sims Medieval is a whole new game in the Sims series; no, it's not another expansion to the Sims 3 or any other Sims game. It is all on its own in the world, hopefully there to create a whole new piece of the Sims series, with its own expansions and everything.
I scoured the internet for this trailer after I saw it on television earlier, because I found it hilarious and ironic (which probably caused the hilarity). Anyway, go ahead and watch this awesome looking new game's trailer!
Portal release in two days, or today
It seems that Portal 2's early release is about 70% finished, according to http://www.hasportal2launchedyet.com, this site constantly is updating to show you the latest on what is happening with the early release and to organize the people who are trying to help the early release come quicker.

To help with the early release:
1) Buy the Potato Sack
2) Play the Portal 2-based challenges in each of the 13 games included
3) Unlock the potatoes by doing so
4) Encourage others to buy the Potato Sack and unlock the potatoes
5) Play Portal 2 Early!
Portal 2 will be released early, already; however, if we don't hurry up and get done with these challenges then we won't get as early of a release!

<< Amazon $34.99 - Steam $44.99 Early Release >> 
http://www.hasportal2launchedyet.com/
1) Buy the Potato Sack
2) Play the Portal 2-based challenges in each of the 13 games included
3) Unlock the potatoes by doing so
4) Encourage others to buy the Potato Sack and unlock the potatoes
5) Play Portal 2 Early!
Portal 2 will be released early, already; however, if we don't hurry up and get done with these challenges then we won't get as early of a release!
http://www.hasportal2launchedyet.com/
Gears of War 3 Beta, Unlockable 1 listed and detailed
There are multiple things that you can unlock for your Gears of War 3 by playing the beta of the game; here is one that has been revealed so far:
This can be unlocked by playing 90 matches in the beta. It is an awesome looking gun for the full game, when it comes out!
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http://www.joystiq.com/2011/02/24/gears-of-war-3-gold-lancer-beta-unlock/
http://www.gears3beta.com/gold-retro-lancer-only-unlockable-in-the-beta/
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Gears of War 3 Beta maps: part 1
The names of the maps in the Gears of War 3 Beta have been released; they are as follows:
Old Town:
An old town, like the name; this place is a nice little village that it looks like people could live in. However, this village is actually a war zone!
Checkout:
An old grocery store; there are a bunch of old things lying around that were in the store before everything happened.
KEEP READING THIS BLOG FOR MORE ON GEARS OF WAR 3 AND PORTAL 2!
http://www.gears3beta.com/gears-of-war-3-beta-maps/
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